Hello everybody! [Enter Bluebottle with a grin, strikes triumphant pose, waits for applause. Not a sausage.] Should you choose to follow this blog you will be subjected to Ponies, Green Day, SAW, A Nightmare On Elm Street, and Final Destination but mainly just random shit. Talk about a bad quality blog.
you see, it’s a metaphor
you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win
Tumbler be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!