Lying through my teeth and talking through my arse

Hello everybody! [Enter Bluebottle with a grin, strikes triumphant pose, waits for applause. Not a sausage.] Should you choose to follow this blog you will be subjected to Ponies, Green Day, SAW, A Nightmare On Elm Street, and Final Destination but mainly just random shit. Talk about a bad quality blog.

Apr 23

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“Is it political if I tell you that if we burn coal, you’re going to warm the atmosphere? Or is that a statement of fact that you’ve made political? It’s a scientific statement. The fact that there are elements of society that have made it political, that’s a whole other thing.” Neil deGrasse Tyson (via socio-logic)

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thisisthedoctorsdesign:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win

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jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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bilinguist:

thanks netflix

bilinguist:

thanks netflix

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Apr 22

emoij:

Tumbler be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

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